How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.