How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

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He has one clean finger.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing