How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..