Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.