Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood