Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.