Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark