Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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accommodating.

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I need space.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up