Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!