Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.