Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod