Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred