Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9