Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.