Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Thats nuts
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
The barking lot.
Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
The Prostate
Because Missouri loves company
First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
In a nutshell!
He wanted to go to high school.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Nailed it
