Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.