Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.