gun hangs head & turns around
By seducing it
Give her a shovel!
Some people think God is real.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A: They went on stroke.
Because it will go right over his head
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
Armin Van Buren.
