Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.