Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.