Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

How do you turn regular water into holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.