Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.