Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.