What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.