What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"