What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Imsosaurus!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.