What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!