Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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How do you get a witch pregnant?

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)