Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.