Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.