Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants