Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom