Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max