Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"