What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.