What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."