Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.