Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.