Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.