Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly