Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything