Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.