Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."