Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)