What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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A Biceptual

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.