How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!