How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.