What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."