What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."