What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.