What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."