What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.