What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.