What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.