What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels