What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower