What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower