What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"