What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.