What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!