What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.