What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(