A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Loafers!
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
A Quranosaurus.
Because they can lie about their age!
A coconut!
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Audi drivers have pricks on the inside
A lightbulb.