What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!