What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully