What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.