What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside