What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine