What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.