How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !