How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.