What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."