What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.