What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !