What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.