What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."