What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !