What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."