What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!