What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !