What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.