What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.