What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

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