Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...