Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.