How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)