How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P