How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P