How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM