What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.