Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.