Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...