Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...