How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.