How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.