How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.