How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

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What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.