How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.