How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.