How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".