What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.