What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.