What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.