What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What would you say is your biggest flaw?

i step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.