When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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I have a cream.

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He was convicted of crepe.

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Parma Jean

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"