Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"