Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"