What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.