What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.