They were fried in ancient grease!
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
The element of some fries.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Because it ends with A-men
Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.
Ancient grease
Because it was a(salt)ted.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
