Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!