Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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A fried Chicken leg

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

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A francophony

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They got snowed in.

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Ancient grease

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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They both die if you chop them