Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!