Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.