Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.