Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday