Ancient Grease Jokes

What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years?

Ancient grease

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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They'll never work.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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I believe I can fry.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece