100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
None, because they can't change anything.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
They use French resistors.
A trajeudi.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A receding hare line.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
