100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
They bombed it...
They use French resistors.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
1 US Leader.
They're not infallible
A centipede with a wooden leg !
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Does this smell like chloroform to you
