100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
13. Number 9 will shock you!
Who knows, they never get the house.
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because 6 8 9
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A receding hare line.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
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