What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

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What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!