100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
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Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
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A receding hare line.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100% at short range
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
