100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
1
Thirty.
Because they can't even.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.