100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
well many how???
Five six seven eight!
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
