How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"