How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.