How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.