How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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FORE!

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.