How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.