How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!