How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.