One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Two women playing pool.
gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
One. But he wishes it took two.
One, but he wishes it was two.
That's not funny.
Because it was two-tired.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
