How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?

You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."