How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"