How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL