How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.