How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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