One. But he wishes it took two.
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One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Keep it in church, guys.
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