What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.