ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.
One for each of his hoes.
Disappointed.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
An author-dontist Wahey!
Shelf-ish
Because they always wish for the green card
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.