What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.