Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)