Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet