None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
