What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.