What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.