Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
They're huge metal fans.
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Sis boom baa Carnac
They both like to throw a hoedown.
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A: Play ball.
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