Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
Make a mixed tape.
8 a bit music.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
Drink, Pray, Truck
A: You get your job and your wife back.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Postbox.
