Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile