Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.