Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.