She refused to swallow animal by-products.
I'm just not that Inuit."*
Because he was pain in the neck!
She swallowed
She won't swallow
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Molar bears!
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Newborn girls.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Abstinence.